Talking Burrito is a blog dedicated to littering the viral world with random and potentially humorous social commentary.   We cater to procrastinators and masochists.*

All the content posted on Talking Burrito is based on real events.  The names have been changed to protect the innocent…and to mock them through metaphor. 

Burrito is a twenty-something female living in Los Angeles. She may be thirty-something now. But, seriously. Who’s keeping score?

*Just because you’re reading this doesn’t mean you’re either one of these things… but you probably are.  Ah! Common, I didn’t mean it.    Sometimes the burrito gets mean when she drinks and she’s definitely been drinking.